No one is going to let me near their kids now...

[terriko]

I saw this piece on regretsy which was making fun of the typo in the last word.



Despite the typo, I actually think this artist's word prints are kinda fun (e.g. the Canadian one), but I simply couldn't resist the urge to parody this, focusing on some less cute parts. ;)

Babies
by Terriko.

Wouldn't this make a lovely fridge magnet? ;)

My apologies to my many pregnant friends, who maybe don't want the reminder. I'm guessing both my friends with small children and my childfree friends will be able to suggest much funnier words to put in there.

Comments

[heliumbreath]

You didn't mention projectile vomiting, exploding diapers, or trying to get a carseat properly installed with the belts reefed tight enough in the back of a small car. I escaped relatively unscathed, with no puke in my ears and none of my fingers pinched off. However, war stories aside, launching a conspiracy based on my DNA and my beloved's into the future of this planet has been very much worth it, and I understand grandkids are supposed to be the real payoff. If smart folk, who can reason that doing messy thing X results in messier consequences Y, are thereby put off from reproduction and the planetary average IQ thereby declines, we shall all suffer. So be of good courage and fine humour, and do your part for the future of geekdom!

[terriko]

Hey, I consider drool to be the best part of babies ever since my friends pointed out that their teething and crawling daughter was better than a swiffer. ;)